Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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