Mr. Big Al Schreiter's Fat Boy Report:

Off to the MLM cruise. This will be an 8-day floating buffet.

There is a rumor that there is an exercise room on board, but unless the elevator drops me off at their front door, I don't expect to find it.

Thank goodness "sea calories" don't count.

Had to renew my driver's license this week too. Embarrassing. They took an aerial photograph. I have to lose some more weight.