Caution: Offensive Story Follows

Caution: Offensive Story follows.
by Tom 'Big Al' Schreiter

Warning: This is a humorous story, and did not happen in real life. If you are sensitive or easily offended by humor, simply don't continue reading. Everyone else, get ready to laugh.

A woman noticed a very strange funeral procession.

There was the hearse, followed by a single car, and then a long line of about 50 network marketing distributors (you could tell, they all had buttons that said, "Ask me how!").

As the hearse passed her, she noticed that the single car following had just the one passenger in the back seat. The window was rolled down, so she asked the lone passenger:

"I'm sorry to bother you during this time of grief, but I couldn't help but notice the single file line of networkers following your car. Was the deceased your sponsor?"

The mourner replied:

"Yes, the deceased was my worthless sponsor. Do you see this dog next to me here? Well, he went into a rage during the opportunity meeting and attacked and killed my worthless sponsor during his boring product presentation."

The woman thought for a moment and said:

"Say, do you mind if I borrow your dog for this evening's opportunity meeting?"

The man in the back seat smiled slowly and said:

"Get in line."

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